Things I will not judge you for:
Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you then be ignored 99% of the fucking time.
If you don’t like puns or sarcasm then we’ll probably never get along ever.